Woman peeing in the woods

For girls who love adventure, the outdoors and sleeping in the back of trucks

This is exactly what will happen when your pee hits the leaf of the bush you are squatting behind.

Out here in the woods, the peaceful evening settles over you as you and your friends sit around a camp fire exchanging childhood memories, silly ghost stories and a few cold beers from the cooler someone was smart enough to remember.

We were hanging out around the fire in Algonquin Park when Natalie excused herself to go pee.

Now you, too, can feel free in the great outdoors.

Make sure your spot is at least feet away from flowing water.

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If you chose not to drip dry, you have to carry it out.

Or, get a group of friends to create a privacy wall for you.

Take your pants down a bit past your knees, and squat.

Keep from getting yourself, and others, wet.

The fine woodsy gentlemen reading this may not quite understand the discomfort and uncertainty that marked the last half of the above paragraph but, undoubtedly, all the ladies know exactly what I mean.

How to Pee Outside: For Girls

If you are peeing on a hill, escarpment or side of a mountain, always position yourself facing downward.

Then you need to find a low bush, rock, etc.

Big rocks, bushes or wide trees work well.

But finding that perfect, ultra-private, super secluded spot is not worth falling off a cliff or getting lost in the woods over.

The soft ground will absorb the liquid rather than hard ground ie.